Outlaw Hair Of The Dog Handmade Soap - Whiskey & Coffee

STARTING THE DAY WITH THE BOLD SCENT OF BOURBON, TOBACCO, AND COFFEE MAY NOT BE EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA...

... but we'd wager you're not a "start the day with tea" kind of person, are ya?

Neither are we!
In fact, on more than one occasion, we've found ourselves sitting on our porch squinting into the morning sun, wondering if we should sneak a little whiskey into our cup.*

If you've had a rough night (or even if you haven't!), the best way to wash away any residual sleepiness is with the bold, beautiful, complex scent of a very fine whiskey, sweet tobacco, and strong coffee.

Will this make you smell like you've been drinking first thing in the morning?
Heck no! We know we have things to do and people to see (which is why we don't have actual whiskey first thing, either), so when you get out of the shower, it mellows to an almost chocolatey deliciousness.

"YUM." is what everyone's gonna say when you come their way... I mean, more than they usually say that, ya tiger!

It will wash away any misadventures and leave you feeling bold and brilliant to face a new day!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Life-changing: I was a poor old boy, but once I used this soap my net worth shot through the roof. My ex-girlfriend who I'm heartbroken over ceased to exist. My vision became 20/20. My confidence in who I am grew 10000%. Empires crumbled and new ones arose all thanks to this soap. Plus, they kept my clothing smelling nice as I stored it in my dresser. 11/10 would buy this soap and all the others again." - Ivan, Verified Purchaser and Changed Man
(I swear on the Bible we didn't write this ourselves. We just aren't this good)

If you're getting a rough start first thing in the morning, you need a soap that smells like whiskey, sweet tobacco, and black coffee!

• What does it smell like?
  Hair of the Dog Soap will awaken your senses with the bold and smoothly blended scents of whiskey, tobacco, and coffee. Not overly sweet, but nice 'n' smooth like you'd hope.
• How is this soap made differently from other soaps?
  Not only are Outlaw's handcrafted, cold-process soaps made with natural, sustainable ingredients, we've invented our coloring and swirling techniques so it's functional and beautiful. The soap looks like fire and smells like your favorite weekend adventures... how could you go wrong?
• What about sustainability? What about packaging?
  It's packaged in a durable, reusable, recyclable kraft chipboard box with all the character you'd expect from your favorite Outlaws.
• Are you good people? Are your products cruelty-free?
  Kindness first! We're ethical employers, ensuring a good work environment for our Outlaw team. We believe in hiring good people to do good work for good people (that's you). We're all in this together.
  AND we're kind to animals. Our products are certified cruelty-free by Leaping Bunny (they research our own production practices and the production practices of our vendors).
  Basically, buying from Outlaw means you're a good person. There, I said it.
  
• Is it amazing?
  YES!!! It’s an explosively awesome scent that brings boldness and revelry to your shower celebration! It's the best bar of soap you've used or we'll make it right.

Outlaw cold-process, handmade, natural soap is handcrafted in Sparks, Nevada using vegan, cruelty-free, ethically sourced oils. We've picked special oils for exactly the right amount of lather and moisturizingness (is that a word? it is now!). This makes Outlaw soap both delightfully sudsy in the shower and silky smooth after the shower.

This isn't just whiskey soap, it's life-changingly amazing whiskey soap!

* Why "Hair of the Dog"?

You: Wait, does someone want to smell like a dog?
Us: No... Let me clarify:

"The expression 'the hair of the dog,' for an alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover, is a shortening of 'a hair of the dog that bit you.' It comes from an old belief that someone bitten by a rabid dog could be cured of rabies by taking a potion containing some of the dog's hair." from Lexico.com

So, basically, if you use this soap (or cologne) when you've got a hangover, it'll act (theoretically) as a hangover cure!

P.S. Do not ingest dog hair from a rabid dog. This doesn't work. Medicine and our understanding of the human body has come a long way since the Medieval times.

4ish oz of this cold process, natural, handmade soap lasts a few weeks (depending on your body hair).