Outlaw Blazing Saddles Natural Lotion - The Scent Of The West
WALK INTO A ROOM WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF A RUGGED, ROGUISH COWBOY ACCOMPANIED BY EAGLES CARRYING PEARL-GRIP SIX-SHOOTERS FILLED WITH BULLETS MADE OF SHEER ANIMAL MAGNETISM.
- What does it smell like? This bottle of badassery brings the scent of a Western movie ridin' shotgun on your every day: leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
- What is this lotion? It’s a thick and creamy, not-at-all-oily-or-greasy, fast-absorbing, natural ingredient-havin', silky way to smooth your tumbleweed hands (and rest of you, but we're not gettin' in your business).
- Is it amazing? YES!!! It's the kind of lotion that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.
- What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
- What does it feel like? This velvety mixture leaves your skin so happy... even non-lotion folks sing HALLELUJAH for Blazing Saddles Lotion.
Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances, but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.
"Love the scent! I ordered Blazing Saddles and I am blown away by the accuracy of the scent. I will be buying more from The Outlaws for sure." - Daniel, Outlaw
WHAT DOES AN OUTLAW SMELL LIKE?
An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles).
An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt.
An Outlaw smells like the essence of badassery.
This lotion brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend.
If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work.
This creamy lotion invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours.